im glad to report that Hot Dr Pepper was a success at my christmas dinner
might be because i told everyone it was tea at first, except my cousin who saw me pouring a bottle of dr pepper into a hot pan and just immediately went “woah can i have some of that”
man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that,it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.
How dare you dude. Trent was wearing that purple cashmere sweater tonight because he wanted to try something new and expand his wardrobe. You know purple isn’t in his normal color palette and he was really unsure about himself. Why would you make fun of him dude what’s your fucking deal. If you keep putting your bros down like this then I’m gunna have to suspend you from the frat
when someone vocalizes the exact same opinion you’ve been sitting on for a while and says every point you were thinking and now you get to sit back and hit the like button on their post without doing any of the work yourself
